#13

From the Desk of Dr. Pope
By XII

Don't look at selfish pentagrams
Don't eat on Shabbath
Don't touch your private parts
for thirty days
Don't wear white to Sunday School
Don't hold your breath
Don't just hate conditionally
Don't mention your sources
Don't hold me to this
Don't forget to read yr verses
Don't open yr mouth
Don't keep yr eyeballs
Don't shear the sheep
Don't touch the fence
Don't drink too much flesh and blood
Don't hold up the white flag
Don't talk to outsiders